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08.06.2025 03:02
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Still no good
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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